Disability Claims Rise Immediately Following Solar Eclipse

Several reports have come in that disability claims for blindness are at an all-time high. John Johnson the head of the disability claims4U.con website asks that you all please stop asking for guide dogs he says we just don’t have enough to go around you dummies. We told John that it was not very nice to call people dummies and he basically said he just doesn’t give a rats ass. 😂😂😂