Local piano player murdered for incorrect playing of Sweet Caroline

Mount Pleasant, SC — Local player Dave D was pronounced dead at the scene at a local bar after having his own iPad thrown at him by an out-of-work piano player. According to witnesses, an out-of-work piano player was watching from the back of the room became enraged when the crowd started to sing along and have a good time, even though the now-deceased player wasn’t playing the song correctly. “He just stormed up to the stage, picked up Dave’s iPad and went crazy”. The accused was arrested and booked. No further information is available at this time.