A Colorado man vacationing in Texas, had his penis bitten off by a tiger shark Tuesday night while skinny dipping in the Gulf of Mexico. Witnesses say Richard “Dick” Gozinya, was only in the water for a few minutes before they heard him scream out in pain. The coast guard is currently searching for the shark in hopes that they may be able to reattach Mr. Gozinya’s penis. Yeah…I’m just bullshitting ya