Paris man eats 3 people

Jerome Lyons, 37, of Paris TX was arrested outside of Walmart today. Mr Lyons was found eating raw steaks in a tent he erected on the toy isle. Upon confronting the man, 2 employees were savagely bit causing fountains of blood to spray onto numerous Barbies and fidget spinners. After kicked out of the store, he was found just outside the entryway eating the face and upper torso of unsuspecting individual that was watching the eclipse through his phone. During his arrest, numerous Walmart patrons quoted the 37 year old insatiable cannibal saying, “The moon! The mooooooooon! I can’t handle more than one day of Veganism!”