This is not something that you would want to hear on this beautiful day, but it is true. Kip Castellano, also known as The Italian Stallion from Fall River has been dumped by his imaginary girlfriend this morning.
Some people say he might never get another girlfriend again!
“Yeah, this bitchass has been crying on my shoulder for the past 3 hours” said his best friend Archuro Martarello Jacob.
Even though the local weightlifter Kip looks tough, his heart is as easy to break as everyone else’s. I would recommend everyone not to talk to him, since you never know what an angry Pirate can do.
Hopefully, this little incident does no harm to his biking carreer.