Mike Sutkowski Sucks at Fantasy Football

Chicago, IL (AP); Clearly, finding the suckiest Fantasy Football player in America could be a daunting task. However, reporters quickly identified the top 10 “suckiest” FFL players out there, then easily narrowed it down to Michael Sutkowski, Attorney, who resides in Downers Grove, a suburb of Chicago, Illinois. Although Michael (aka Stuck Bros) has won a total of 4 championships in 27 years, it has been proven that his younger brother, Ray Sutkowski, was clearly responsible for this victories. In an interview with Mike, he was quick to recognize his futility, stating, “Yes, I suck … and I suck hippopotamus ball sacks as well.” he confessed. The 2017 season seems to be no different.