18 Year-Old JD Phillips has Officially Stopped Caring

Report was given recently from an inside staff-source that John David (JD) Phillips has officially stopped caring. Though we do not know what he has stopped caring about, we are fairly sure that it is a broad statement directed towards everything. “I don’t care” said JD last Friday in an interview. “It’s not that I want to stop caring, I just don’t care enough to care” he said very vaguely as he stood up to go home and take his afternoon nap.
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