Official report from an inside staff source says that local legend JD Phillips has officially stopped caring. We’re not sure what he has stopped caring about, just that he has officially stopped caring. “I just don’t care.” says JD Phillips. “It’s not that I don’t want to care, I just don’t care enough to care.” He said vaguely to our interviewing staff.
JD plans to spend the rest of his careless days “chilling”. Our staff is dedicated to keeping you updated on this exclusive news about the young legend, not that he cares.