Levi Jenkins Horrifies the town of Ballston Spa

Local boy Levi Jenkins ate too many strawberries that were laced and went off the perk. He proceeded to make graphic remarks about adolescents and proceeded to remove his clothing. He went on a rampage through Grove Street while listening to the song “on a come up” produced by lil eazy. Many are calling for a removal of the song from all platforms to keep peace on Grove street. When arrested he stated that he was “standing on business.” He will appear at court soon and likely charged with life for his crimes. His mother Amy, will not make a statement at this time but has been vocal on social media that if the strawberries were non GMO this would never happen