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Late on Wednesday night famous actor Adam Sandler died at a party. People say he was poisoned and police are investigating to find out who did it or if he was poisoned.

Bad injury

Bad injury

Bad injury

Just last Thursday CJ Drass let it out in the middle of the hallway kids said they remembered the blast of his fart broke glass in the nearest mile and punctured brick. we have and interview with one of his classmates where he states that he thought the world was ending or a earthquake was happening we will get more on this story later.

This is all Matthews’s report of how things went down “I was about to sneeze and the i held my breath and then…’ Matthew hit a little gig ‘my nose blew up and snot was everywhere kids where covered left and right I did not know what to do everybody besides me was in a shiny cover of my mucus kids where disgusted my life was ruined” Looking back at this quote this is a crazy event I can’t believe how it affected everyone. we have an image here of Matthew now.

Last Friday a fellow classmate at HMS sneezed in the middle of a 6th-grade Ela class blowing up half of the classroom we have the final picture of him before this horrible event happened. Nobody was hurt during this event by the way and soon we will have an interview with the culprit of this case.

Kov, at age 13, is 3’9″ and very small. His doctor, Dr. Flitpatrick, predicts at age 35, he will be 1’2″. If you see a very short man, think it is Jack Kovalevich.

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for jerking off too much